Ren & Stimpy - Better Than No One lyrics

Stimpy, what's all that racket about? I'm tap dancing Ren, pretty good, huh? It just sounds like noise to me And you look even more stupid than usual Oh, pshaw, tap dancing is fun Ren Why don't you join me? Oh no, I'm no idiot Oh, come on, no one will ever see you No way Just put on these shoes and move your feet Back off man, I can do it Now, don't you feel better? Hey, this is fun, you're right Stimpy I'm sorry, I'm all the time so mean to you Think nothing of it buddy Pal It's really great to have a chum Who's kind and caring and lots of fun He slaps me around when I feel blue Only a pal would do that for you His name is Ren And when it comes to a friend No one is better Your turn pal Okay, bud You idiot, if you're going to tap dance Do it on your own two feet Whoops He's really fat but I admit What's that Ren? He's not so dumb [Incomprehensible] For an idiot I hate the smell of his stinky litter box And when he fills with glue, my stay put socks He's lost his mind but when I'm in a [Incomprehensible] He's better than no one Would you comb my hair? With glee Would you shave my tongue? For free Would you [Incomprehensible] Whoopee You're the friend for me My friend to the end That's me, that's me Which I hope is soon He hopes is soon Has a head full of air A head full of air? Like a red balloon A balloon head, wow, what a great thing to be You always say the nicest things to me You're a fool But I think you're cool No one is better Would you tell me a story? No way Would you pick my nose? For pay Would you scratch my back? No Pluck my brows? No Clean my box? Lick my fur? Alright Stimpy, that's it I've had enough of your stupid questions The answer is no, no, I tell you A thousand times no Oh, just asking We're opposites by nature He's a dog and I'm a cat, I think But put us both together And we're a perfect match Shut up Yes sir I'm glad he's here to tell me what to do Oh, somebody's got to think for you You may be a dud but when I need a bud You're better than no one No one is better You're better than no one is better Than no one, no one is better