You can have whatever you like Yeah, you can have whatever you like See I'm a cow And cows taste nice And if you got a beef, that's right Cuz you could have whatever you like You could even have a piece of my thigh Late night steaks Milk on ice We could pop bottles all night, yeah You could have whatever you like This one's whole, two percent's on the right Any time you want you Pick up the telephone you Want some cheese slices I'll drop a couple stacks on you Want it you could get Some barbeque 5 million cones Up in the DQ You want my body Eat my body As long as you got meat You won't eat nobody Broth needed, I'll rump it Meat needed, I'll thigh it Tell Kentucky Fried Chicken "Be quiet." Cheddar cheese Jello, nice We could pop bu*ter all night You could have whatever you like You could even go and have a ribeye Shorty, this is no lie Oh I'm tasting so fine You best believe it's pleasing To be eating from a bovine Ain't no other meat taste Better on a cheesesteak My back can make you shoes Put my belly up on E-Trade Girl you know there's no meat Knows you like you know me Gonna call you Shaq Cuz you're wishing I was kobe If you're not opposed to Rocky Mountain oyster Dunk it in Nesquik Then again that isn't kosher Oh you know it's serious You would be delerious Without me in your life To be all up in your Cheerios If you can't sleep You can put me on a heater Cut me into slices Put me onto a fajita Ground me up real good If you'd rather a burrito But better do it nice Or I'm-a call up PETA Turkey and some dumb toast Never tasting yum, no People eating chicken Should be kissing on my rump roast You want my body Eat my body As long as you have meat You won't eat nobody Cheese needed, I got it Meat needed, ribeye it Tell that other old chicken "Be quiet."