[Intro] Hand me my motherf**ing Pelle Jacket I'm off this The Hoes, b**hes, Shorty, and Wifey Which one Do you Consider me to be? Tell me.... [Chorus] Wifey, Shorty, b**hes, Hoes Wifey, Shorty, b**hes, Hoes Wifey, Shorty, b**hes, Hoes Which One Are you? [Verse:1] Now Wifey think she popular, she in the crib Wifey out food shopping, she got the kids Wifey doing the dishes, she folding clothes See she don't care bout his Shorty or the b**hes and Hoes 'Cuz him and Wifey been with each other since they was younger Wifey know sh** like his social security number When they get into a fight, Wifey call his mother But what Wifey don't know is that its Shorty on the come up Shorty the one he take to the barbeques in the summer When Wifey get the voicemail, Shorty who he in front of Yeah, he still love her but he love Shorty too Plus the s** is so crazy and Shorty is so cool Now he ain't even f**ing Wifey, Wifey is old news Wifey in the house crying, taking they kids to school He don't answer the phone, Wifey calling n***as in the school When he don't come home Wifey calling Shorty phone too [Chorus] [Verse:2] Now he mad, and wanna leave Wifey but it's reasons he need her And yall know how the saying goes "it's cheaper to keep her" Wifey wanna leave but she scared to lose her status Besides she rather suffer than to let Shorty have him Now Shorty chilling, she sort of in the best position Shorty got her own house and none of his children Well at least none that's living, 'cuz Shorty stay in the clinics He barely pipe Wifey so with Shorty he raw in it Shorty she know his mother, his sisters and his brothers And they all know not to mention Wifey when they in front of her He with Wifey Christmas, but Shorty get gifts And Shorty can't stand his Hoes and his b**hes She knows he only sees them once in a blue But feels she shouldn't have to put up with Wifey and them too So Shorty getting mad, he gives her an excuse f** her and eat her p**y and everything is like new [Chorus]