Hello Santa This year I'd like a dirtbike uhh... Infinite root beer from fud-rucc-ers And I'd like ablue baee bladee My dad says I can't the anime girl The girls in the anime aren't wearing any clothes But if I have another goldfish I won't put him in the toilet I'll put him in the sink and I'll just kinda mash him down the drain because that way he can go to the ocean and be with his brothers and sisters with him Thanks, okay thank you I was lookin' under the tree I was wondering what Santa gave me I got nothing from Saint Prick this year I was lookin' in my stocking Nothing but the coal that he got me I got nothing from Saint Prick Yeah, I got nothing, I got nothing Oh Oh Oh Oh Santa baby, do you hate me? Oh Oh Oh Oh I've been behaved so well lately Oh Oh Oh Oh Santa baby, do you hate me? Oh Oh Oh Oh I've been behaved so well lately I was walking in the street I even went to church in hopes you'd get me I got nothing from Saint Prick this year Man, I even sent my list in At least maybe you could refund postage I got nothing from Saint Prick Yeah, I got nothing, I got nothing Oh Oh Oh Oh Santa baby, do you hate me? Oh Oh Oh Oh I've been behaved so well lately Oh Oh Oh Oh Santa baby, do you hate me? Oh Oh Oh Oh I've been behaved so well lately Santa please tell me Why there's nothing under the tree Am I deserving? I feel like screaming Oh Oh Oh Oh Santa baby, do you hate me? Oh Oh Oh Oh I've been behaved so well lately Oh Oh Oh Oh Santa baby, do you hate me? Oh Oh Oh Oh I've been behaved so well lately Oh Oh Oh Oh Santa baby, do you hate me? Oh Oh Oh Oh I've been behaved so well lately Oh Oh Oh Oh Santa baby, do you hate me? Oh Oh Oh Oh I've been behaved so well lately I've been behaved so well lately Santa, please