[Beat remade by Wonya Love] [Intro] H.G. Swizzlez Corn Flakes, Earthquakes, Gah! Weet Bix, Weet Bix, Weet Bix [Verse] This morning I ate my Weet Bix and they tasted really nice Don't mess with me, cause I ate my Weet Bix Weet, Weet Bix (I love Weet Bix) Not the normal Weet Bix though Gluten free is the way to go Yeah, yeah Tight as f** You know who it is H.G. Swizzlez Tracks Bears, Pears I eat pears not bears Yeah If you see a pear, you eat it If you see a bear, you run! Straight fire Ray-bans on my dick Thanks everyone Check out my Soundcloud WWW./ Men, men, two and a half men Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen is straight fire Got four machetes in my room Get so much poon Who, who, who who (Unintelligible pig noise) Beep, boop, bib-bi de bop Beep boop bib-bi de bop Hawaii Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Straight fire Got guns round my place You a mother f**ing disgrace Don't come round my parts Cause I will make you shart Your pants Your pants Your pants Just kidding Just kidding or am I? Straight fire BWOAH! [Outro] I play violin SYKE! Real rap game is what I run This isn't a pun Hun! Country sh**