Relient K - College Kids lyrics

someone please save us, us college kids! what my parents told me is what i did they said go to school and be a college kid but in the end i question why i did i'm poor, i'm starving, i'm flat broke, i've got no cash to spend sell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band my girlfriend's at another school, i know this year will test her i called, found out she had three other boyfriends last semester and that's why i say oh no! not for me, not for me call it torture, call it university no! arts and crafts is all i need i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree 80 grand later i found out that all that i had learned is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms the party scene is kinda mean, i think it's sick and twisted the navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that i enlisted and that's why i say oh no! not for me, not for me call it torture, call it university no! arts and crafts is all i need i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree don't get excited. she'll say "no" without a doubt you see and i've decided college girls just won't go out with me they make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard like cell phone services i drop out cause college is too hard it's time to call my father cause it's his alma mater good grades aren't what they seem i think he knows the dean it's time to call my father cause it's his alma mater he says he's proud of me but college always was his dream and i would always say it's not for me oh no! not for me, not for me call it torture, call it university no! arts and crafts is all i need i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree someone please save us, us college kids! what my parents told me is what i did they said go to school and be a college kid but in the end i question why i did do what will make you happy do what you feel is right only but one thing matters learn how to live your life [in background:] (phi, beta, delta, cappa someone please save us, us college kids! what my parents told me is what i did they said go to school and be a college kid but in the end i question why i did) do what will make God happy do what you feel is right only but one thing matters learn how to live your life