Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone Who brought back their permission slip Because I know nobody wants to stay home While the rest of us go out and make a day of it [Chorus] Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the batman ride They're starting something, and I don't want to begin it They're looking for trouble, but with me it won't be found And I regret that I'm completely out of daytime minutes And so I guess i'll have to wait a lot til 8 o'clock comes around Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone Well I don't need to ask my friends Because I know mine was fastened to my jawbone Thanks to all those nights and weekends [Chorus] When it comes to relationships (i'm the dumbest one) And I don't mean just with girls (I mean with everyone) Your illustrations always point out just whats wrong with me It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry. Can I relate to you the way you relate to me Can you help me out with my chemistry I dont want to be perceived the way I am I just want to be perceived the way I am