Relient K - Chapstick, Chapped Lips, And Things Like Chemistry lyrics

Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone Who brought back their permission slip? Because I know, nobody wants to stay at home While the rest of us go out and make a day of it 'Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman Ride They started something, I don't wanna begin it They're looking for trouble, but with me, it won't be found And I regret that I'm completely out of daytime minutes And so I guess I'll have to wait a while till 8 o'clock comes around Okay so, who doesn't own a cell phone? Well I don't need to ask my friends Because I know Mine was fastened to my jaw bone Thanks to all those nights and weekends 'Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman Ride They started something, I don't wanna begin it They're looking for trouble, but with me, it won't be found And I regret that I'm completely out of daytime minutes And so I guess I'll have to wait a while till 8 o'clock comes around When it comes to relationships (I'm the dumbest one) And I don't mean just with girls (I mean with everyone) Your illustrations always point out just what's wrong with me It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like... It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like... It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry Can I relate to you the way you relate to me? Can you help me out with my chemistry? I don't wanna be perceived the way I am I just want to be perceived the way I am