The Problem's Mine Darlin', how do you handle a tyrannical devil When it gets out of line with its angel? It's a slap in the face, I wish they'd get off my case- because I'm not the former victim of danger. Chorus: Mama, it's just the way I've been feelin' today It's just a point in time Things may get hot, now, but, baby, COOL DOWN! I know the problem's mine. I'm wearin' dresses and heels, Ask me, "How does it feel to be playing the part of a woman?" 'Cause if I take it too far, You start to acting bizarre, And you start doing things you shouldn't! Chorus: You know I have a proclivity for pa**ive activity You might think I'm putting on airs... strut...but other peoples' reactions count- For some satisfaction, And i have to appease for these years- Chorus: You know, I really don't know- Is it Goodbye or Hello? Is it the lady or the tiger? I've got some deepseeded fear about the next thirty years We hope the ending is pleasant for my girl! Chorus: