Another Sad Surprise I don't want a gla** of water, but I want to think- My little sister sang that song "It Aint Easy", but I don't want to sink My conscience must be sleeping! When you open it up, It closes right back- Like the zipper on a pair of Turned off jeans, Or a Venus fly trap! Everytime I think of John, do la so la, I feel a pang of regret- I sit and watch him on a T.V. show, It's the worst that it can get {Don't wanna be, Don't wanna be,} Your wannabe! So how about if you go out And come back- And don't tell me what time- And you don't know when you'' overhear: another sad surprise, another sad surprise.