The Loser You know and I know what's going down You've been chasing a man, It's all over town- he's got another lady, now Acknowledge defeat before you strike out! Chorus: Let's hear it for the loser, Who could not get a man- It's apt to confuse her, When someone says "I think you can" You know it was a bruiser, The battle lost at such a cost Impulse will rule her The card is in the mailman's pouch, oh, no! She's coming after midnight, The ancient queen demands her throne Trembling in fright, they order her to "Leave them alone" Like a child to a candle's flame, A dog to a bone- It's a hard habit to break