Bar tender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home/ it was 6 a.m. The door was locked/ so I kicked it in She was trippin' on the bills I think she was high on some pills She threw my sh** out into the yard Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard And in my drunken stupor I did what I should of never done Now I'm sittin' here /talking to you Drunk and on the run I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She stole my heart/ in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car And Crashed that piece of sh** ,then stepped away You know Mo, I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers till they get here Yeah I know the sun is comin' up And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up But I'm trying to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on a dirt road And everything that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin' on She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She stole my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her f**in' car And Crashed that piece of sh** ,then stepped away I guess it's meant to be Romance is misery So much for memories And now I'm headed to the Penitentiary See me on T.V. The next cop series I am a danger I guess I should've did something about my anger But I'll never learn Real things I don't concern I poor kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn I know it's my fault But I wasn't happy it was over She through a fit so I crashed that piece of sh** nova And now I'm goin' back again Back to the pen to see my friends And when we all pile out that county van They'll ask me where I've been I've been at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She stole my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her f**in' car And Crashed that piece of sh**, then stepped away (reprise)Well I'm sitting at a bar on the inside, and I'm waiting on my ride on the outside. You know I crashed that piece of sh** ..then I stepped away yeah--yeah I stepped away You know I crashed that piece of sh** and then---- I stepped away-------I stepped away ......and then I stepped away (fade out)