Bartender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 A.M. The door was locked so I kicked it in She was tripping on the bills I think she was high on some pills She threw my sh** out into the yard Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard And in my drunken stupor I did what I should've never done Now I'm sitting here Talking to you Drunk and on the run [Chorus:] I'm sitting at a bar on the inside Waiting for my ride on the outside She broke my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her f**ing car And crashed that piece of sh**, then stepped away Ya know Moe I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers til they get here Yeah I know the sun is coming up And y'all are probably getting ready for closing up But I'm trying to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on a dirt road Everything that I love is gone And I'm tired of hanging on [Chorus:] She got me sitting at a bar on the inside Waiting for my ride on the outside She stole my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her f**ing car And crashed that piece of sh** and then stepped away Guess it was meant to be Romance is misery So much for memories And now I'm headed to the penitentiary See me on TV The next cop series I am a danger I guess I should've did something about my anger But I'll never learn Real things I don't concern I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn I know it's my fault But I wasn't happy it was over She threw a fist So I crashed that piece of sh** Nova And now I'm going back again Back to the pen to see my friends And when we all pile up that county van They'll ask me where I've been [Chorus:] I been at a bar on the inside Waiting for my ride on the outside She broke my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her f**ing car And crashed that piece of sh** and then stepped away Nah na na na na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na