All I want you to say is nothing at all And all I want you to do is stare at the wall I love your plastic hair and your plastic eyes Marvel at your plastic breasts and your plastic thighs My polyester girl So shiny Polyester girl So shiny You're the perfect guy's accessory Dangling from my arm for all the pretty people to see Poised with sa**y pout and perky cleave Great for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies My polyester girl So shiny Polyester girl So shiny Took you for a ride up in an aeroplane But your body burst and left an ugly stain Had to take your pieces back to the factory It took them several weeks to get you back to me My polyester girl So shiny Polyester girl So shiny She's my polyester girl Shiniest in all the world