Regina Spektor - Reginasaurus lyrics

If I was a dinosaur I'd be a Reginasaurus And if I knew a million English words I'd have my own Spektor's thesaurus If I was born in the merry month of May Then I would be a Taurus And if I had a little extra time on my hands Then I'd surely join a chorus Bum, bum, bum If I was a philosophy I'd be Registentian*lism And if people spoke using quotes of me They'd speak Regina-isms If i was a religion of me Then my church would surely have a schism They'd be Regewish and Registian and Reguslim and Reguddhist and Regatheist But they'd still be friends! If I was a great big city I'd be Reginapolis And no one would be hungry or cold In my thriving metropolis Unless, of course, they came down with a bad case of Reginitis It's a headache, and a heartache, and a... And a sunburn... And a something.. And something.. And an acute gastritis Bum, bum, bum! But if I was a dinosaur I'd be a Reginasaurus And if I knew a million English words I'd have my own Spektor's thesaurus If I was born in the merry month of May Then I would be a Taurus And if I had a little extra time on my hands Then I'd surely join a chorus