Regina Spektor - Belt lyrics

Ba dum da dum da dum da dum Ba dum da dum da dum da dum I know I say I'll go away But then I don't, I come right back And walk right smack into your lips And turn all black and blue And though I've seen the light so many times before I've also figured out the light is just a switch That I can turn on or I can turn off Please, oh, please Oh, when it's off You cannot see, you cannot hear Even in your ear, saying "Yo, girl Don't make me take off my belt Don't make me take off my belt And smack you upside the head Yo, girl Don't make me take off my belt Don't make me take off my belt And smack you right-side-up" Upside down a frown becomes a smile And so he thinks I take it with a smile Double upside down a frown remains a frown Too bad he never checks the double upside down And when I'm doubled up on the floor And I see a double him Giving me a double wham-bam "Yo, girl, don't make me take off my belt Don't make me take off my belt And smack you upside the head Yo, girl! Don't make me take off my belt, don't take me take off my belt Don't make me take off my belt And smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack" Chicken soup, mashed potatoes, gravy Orange juice, milkshakes, pudding Oatmeal, soft-served ice cream Ain't it good that there's soft food 'Cause I couldn't eat very much else right now They ask me, "How?" "Well, hahaha, I fell down some stairs Yeah, hahaha, I bumped into a door Oh, I'm such a klutz I, I say that very same thing to myself All the time, all the time I say, yo, girl Can't you watch where you are? You don't watch where the hell you're going You're gonna get yourself k**ed You know, hey, girl Can't you watch where you walk? You're gonna get yourself k**ed You're gonna get yourself k**ed You're gonna get yourself" I know I say I'll go away But then I don't, I come right back And walk right smack into your lips And turn all black and blue And though I've seen the light so many times before I've also figured out the light is just a switch That I can turn on or I can turn off Please, oh please Oh, when it's off You cannot see sh**, you cannot hear sh** Even in your ear, saying "Yo, girl Don't make me take off my belt Don't make me take off my belt And smack you upside the head Yo, girl! Don't make me take off my belt Don't make me take off my belt Then smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack"