Regicidal - RuneScape Rap Battles of History - Wise Old Man vs. Party Pete lyrics

[intro] Runescape rap battles of history! The wise old man! Vs Party pete! Begin! [Wise Old Man] (Verse 1) I am the Wise Old Man Here's a little RuneScape history Oldest NPC in the game Refer to me as the OG I've robbed the Draynor bank And I'm the star of many quests People only visit you If there are items in your chest You got kicked out of Camelot Cause your parties blow After the graphic update You look like Hyde from That 70's Show You rock a Red Partyhat Because your style is wack All you do is party and party You should be called Rebecca Black! [Party Pete] (Verse 1) Partyin' Partyin' Yeah that's all I do I stopped dancing for a minute Just to insult you There's just so much to say Now where should I begin? First of all I've skipped every cutscene that you were in You're an ugly old man Who needs gla**es to see While I've got four hot girls Always dancing with me You've lived in Draynor forever And hand out the stupid Quest Cape You're not a very good thief Cause they caught you on tape! [Wise Old Man] (Verse 2) I might have gotten caught But I still got to keep my blue You're all alone in Falador Only Postie Pete will talk to you How'd you even get in Gielinor I think that you should take a hike To knock you out I'd only have to cast one Saradomin Strike! [Party Pete] (Verse 2) Your Sara Strike is pretty dumb You're not a "Wise" Old Man With that long white beard You remind me of Uncle Sam How is Zenevivia doing? That's your girl right? Cause she was at my place with me Partying last night! [outro] WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? COMMENT BELOW! ALSO TO SUGGEST WHO GOES NEXT SEND A TWEET TO #RSRBOH RUNESCAPE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!