Reggie Watts - f** sh** Stack lyrics

Yo, Uh. Word. Adjective. Pronoun. Adverb Run on and on and on Where my gerunds at? Parenthetical, uh [Opening x2] sh** motherf**er a** tits c*nt co*k motherf**er sh** a** tits motherf**er sh** Come on Fickity-f** fickity-f** fickity-f** fickity-f** f** f** f** f** f** f** f** f** f** You take some sh**, put it up on the wall, check it out for a while You take that sh** up off of the wall, put it down on the floor in a gla** bowl You take some f**, put it up on the wall where the sh** used to be You take that f** up off of the wall, put it down on the floor With the sh** in a gla** bowl What? Yo, here's another little piece of advice-vice [Hook x2] You take some f** then some sh** Then some f** then some sh** You've got a f**-sh** stack A f**-sh** stack It's a stack of f**-sh** on top of itself, n***a I make references to weaponry Ancient or new I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason Other than to create a false sense of importance Of which I could never retain on my own I like to create a buffer memory of incredulity So y'all motherf**ers could never get near to me I'm a cartoon character You'll never be able to be like me! (me me) I like women I like women I like the concept of a woman I like to take that concept and reduce it to an object I like to take those objects and put 'em in my videos Have them shake they jiggly bits so they looks like hoes I like to take some car polish, smear it all over they a**es And buff that sh** out so it looks like fresh peaches and sh** I like to take some more of that car polish and smear it all over they tits And buff that sh** out so it looks all sparkly, like diamond necklaces and sh** Why? Cuz I'm a lady's man A lady's man A la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lady's man I'm a materialist I'm a materialist I'll take a piece-of-sh** car and I'll lower the motherf**ah; Put some 18-inch rims on the motherf**ah; Take some neon, put it underneath the motherf**ah So when I roll around this town it looks like I hover (hover hover) I like to take a flat-panel display monitor Put one on the steering column One inside of the glovebox One on top of the dashboard Two in back of the headrests One mounted in the ceiling Two still in the motherf**ing packaging on the back seat So when my motherf**ing friends go and sit on the sh** and break it (word?) I can honestly say: I. Just. Don't. Give. A. f** [Hook x4] It's a stack of f**-sh** on top of itself, n***a Yo, where my girls at? Where my girls at? Where my grills at? Where my grills at? Where my girls at? Where my girls at? Where my grills at? Where my grills at? (Where is they?) f** sh**, f** sh** f** sh**, f** sh** f** sh**, f** sh** f** sh**, f** sh**