Reggie Watts - Riff Off lyrics

[Das Sound Machine] She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck Thighs like what, what, what All night long (all night long) Let me see that thong I like it when the beat goes Baby make your booty go Girl I know you wanna show That thong, th-th-th-thong [Tone Hangers] Shake, shake, shake Shake, shake, shake Shake your booty Shake your booty How Shake, shake, shake Shake, shake, shake Shake your booty Shake your booty [The Barden Bellas] Shawty had that apple bottom jeans Boots with the fur (with the fur) The whole club was looking at her She hit the floor (she hit the floor) Next thing you know Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low [Green Bay Packers] TJ, can you handle this? David, can you handle this? Clay, can you handle this? I don't think they can handle this I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this cause my body's too bootylicious for you, babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this cause my body's too bootylicious for you, babe [The Treblemakers] I like big bu*ts and I cannot lie (no lie) You other brothers can't deny (I won't) When a girl walks in With her itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull out your tongue You know what matters Courtship and chivalry I'll take you to a nice hot meal and I'll tip the waiter [Tone Hangers] I went skydiving I went rocky mountain climbing I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu And I loved deeper And I spoke sweeter [The Barden Bellas] I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights I slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats [Das Sound Machine] Making my way downtown Walking fast Faces pa** And I'm homebound [The Barden Bellas] We are never, ever, ever getting back together We are never, ever, ever getting back together You go talk to your friends Talk to my friends Talk to me But we are never, ever, ever, ever getting back together [Tone Hangers] Oh, what's love got to do, got to do with it What's love but a second hand emotion What's love got to do, got to do with it Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken [Das Sound Machine] This is how we do it I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because This is how we do it South Central does it like nobody does This is how we do it To all my neighbors you got much flavor This is how we do it [The Barden Bellas] Girls you know you'd better watch out Some guys, some guys are only about That thing, that thing, that thing [Das Sound Machine] That girl is poison Never trust a big bu*t and smile That girl is poison [The Barden Bellas] Here we go yo, here we go yo So what's, so what's the scenario Here we go yo, here we go yo So what's, so what's the scenario Here we go [Das Sound Machine] Insane in the membrane (insane in the brain) Insane in the membrane (insane in the brain) [The Barden Bellas] I got all I need when I got you and I I look around me, and see sweet life I'm stuck in the dark but you're my flashlight You're getting me Getting me through the night