So just how far down do you want to go And we could talk it out over a cup of joe And you could look deep into my eyes Like I was a super-model Uh-huh Well, it's you and me baby no one else we can trust We'll say nothin' to no one no how or we bust And never crack a smile Or flinch or cry for nobody Uh-uh Chorus: Well give your I'd card to the border guard Yeah, your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard Of the United Federation of Planets 'Cause he won't speak English anyway Everybody knows That the world is full of stupid people So meet me at the mission at midnight We'll divvy up there Everybody knows That the world is full of stupid people Well I got the pistol so I'll keep the Pesos Yeah and that seems fair So put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car And slash the deputy's tires and they won't get very far When they finally get the word That there's been a hold-up uh-huh Chorus Solo Chorus 2nd Solo [Outro:]