A real life superhero He's got the Holy Ghost He's either praising Jesus Or he's making toast Ain't got no superpowers Ain't got no giant brain But he would try and help you If he heard you call his name There's some kids there in some trouble Need a Pepsi on the double Then he shouts, not so quiet "Would you like regular or diet?" Found a campsite for some kids By the stage is what he did People ask why he's so nice He wants to be like Jesus Christ GO GO! GO GO! GO GO! GO GO! Whenever you're in trouble Whenever you're in need Combat Chuck will help you He nearly runs with speed He's on the ball to save the ma**es Got some thick old horn-rimmed gla**es His head is bald, he shaved it shiny Kicks the devil in his hiney People ask why he's so nice He wants to be like Jesus Christ COMBAT CHUCK! GO GO! COMBAT CHUCK! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP! COMBAT CHUCK! GO GO! COMBAT CHUCK! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!