[Originally by Morrissey] We hate it when our friends become successful We hate it when our friends become successful Oh, look at those clothes ah look at that face, its so cold it's such a video, well it's really laughable Ah, ha, ha ... We hate it when our friends become successful And if they're No Doubt, that makes it even worse and we can destroy them You bet your life we will destroy them If we can hurt them Well, we may as well ... Its really laughable Ah, ha, ha ... You see it should've been me could've been me Everybody knows Everybody says so They say : "ah, you have loads of songs So many songs More songs than they could stand Verse Chorus Then they break away Just listen ..." La, la-la, la-la just Listen! [Horn Solo] It's really laughable Ah, ha, ha...