Please don't tell her I have a girlfriend Please don't tell her I have a girlfriend 'Cause it's so hard, can't even pretend That I only want to be her friend Well, I don't deserve it You know that it's true But she said that she would And you know I would too Oh oh, what am I gonna do? Please don't tell her I have a girlfriend Please don't tell her I have a girlfriend 'Cause it's so hard, can't even pretend That I only want to be her friend Well, I know that actions Speak louder than words And thinking is bad But doing's much worse Oh oh, but I'm so perverse Please don't tell her I have a girlfriend Please don't tell her I have a girlfriend 'Cause it's so hard, can't even pretend That I only want to be her friend Well, I know I can keep a secret I know I can keep a secret Can you keep my secret? Oh, please don't tell her That I have a girlfriend 'Cause it's so hard I can't even pretend Please don't tell her I have a girlfriend Please don't tell her I have a girlfriend 'Cause it's so hard, can't even pretend That I only want to be her friend