Reel Big Fish - Everybody's Drunk lyrics

Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk in here Tonight's the night we're gonna get plastered Pissed off, maybe we'll get laid, too Booze on your breath always makes girls horny So come on, boys, let's chug a few Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk, oh yeah People pouring in the front door Most of them I've never seen in my life I hear the sound of windows breaking Who just lit the couch on fire? Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk tonight And if you're coming here Don't forget to have yourself a beer There's two girls throwing up in the bathroom A good friend holds your hair back when you puke Tonight's the night, so grab your whatever Lift your something, here's a toast to you We're all gonna get drunk Oh, we're all gonna get drunk Oh, wait, we're already drunk Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk, whoa La la la la la la la Uh, actually, I'm not drunk. At all. La la la la la la la No, I've got to drive all these people home. La la la la la la la Have a good time. La la la! ...a**holes. Hey, man, be careful. Brush my shoes off. Hey, I don't feel so good. Use the trash can! There is no trash can!