I don't wanna go riding in a one horse sleigh I don't care about a Winter Wonderland anyway I don't wanna build a man out of ice and snow I don't wanna kiss a girl under a mistletoe I don't care if there's presents underneath the tree Well there's just one thing I need I just wanna, I just wanna, I just wanna, I just wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas I don't wanna eat sugar puffs or candy canes, I don't wanna go wa**ailing, whatever that means I don't care about a white bearded man in red I don't care about elves or Reindeer-pulled Sled I don't care if Rudolph's nose is shining bright There's only one thing I need tonight I just wanna, I really, really wanna, I just wanna, I really, really wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas I don't wanna roast chestnuts on an open flame Silver dolls and tinsel won't make my day I didn't hang up my stockings above the fireplace, But I got my dancing shoes on and I'm running in place Maybe it's cold outside but don't worry, Once we start dancing we'll be warm in a hurry, Let's go! Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder, Blitzen You can turn 'em all into medicine Tales like this sing into medicine. I don't care about coal in my stockings Sugar-Plum Fairies are Jingle Bell Rocking Maybe I can use a little Ho Ho Ho But we'll just see how it goes I just wanna skank, I just wanna skank, (oh babe) I just wanna skank, I just wanna skank, (oh babe) That's all I want, That's all I need I just wanna skank. I just wanna, I just wanna, I really, really wanna, I really, really wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas I just wanna, (HEY HO) I just wanna, (HEY HO) I just wanna skank! For Christmas I just wanna, (HEY HO) I just wanna, (HEY HO) I just wanna skank! For Christmas And there's nobody I'd rather be skanking with, than you (And of course, when I say skank, I'm talking about the ska dance. And nothing else. Merry Christmas)