Reel Big Fish - There Is Nothin' Like A Dame lyrics

We've got sunlight on the sand We've got moonlight on the sea We've got mangos and bananas you can pick right off the tree We've got volleyball and ping pong and a lot of dandy games What don't we got? We don't got dames We get packages from home We get movies, we get shows We get speeches from our skippers And advice from Tokeo WWe get letters doused with perfume, we get dizzy from the smell What don't we get? you know darn well We got nothing to put on a clean white suit for 'no clean white suit' What we need there is no substitue for 'no substitute at all' There is nothing like a dame nothing in the world There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame We get restless, we feel blue, we feel lonely and in grief We feel every kind of feeling but the feeling of relief Well if your hungry as a wolf felt when he met red riding hood What don't we feel, we don't feel good Lots of things in life are beautiful but brothers 'oh my brother' There is one particular thing that is nothing whatsoever in any shape or form like any other 'and i like that shape... of thing' There is nothing like a dame nothing in the world There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame Nothing else is but the same nothing in the world Has the soft and wavy frame like the silhouette of a dame I said there is 'there is' there's nothing 'there's nothing' there's absolutely nothing 'absolutely nothing' Said there is nothing like a frame 'of a dame' So suppose a dame ain't bright or completly free from flaws or as faithful as a bird dog or as kind as santa clause Its a waste of time to worry over things that they have not Be thankful for the things they've got There is nothing that you can name that is anything like a dame There are no books like a dame, nothing looks like a dame There are no drinks like a dame and nothing thinks like a dame Nothing acts like a dame or atracts like a dame There ain't a thing thats wrong with any man here That can't be cured by putting him near A girly womanly female feminine dame' Funky disco chicken There is nothing like a disco