Reek - Pernicious Gerontophiliac Commitment lyrics

This is the story of a sick lunatic Who searched elder dens to shove in his stick Let me tell you about a man, this poor prick Whose card in the sleeve was the cream on his *** He searched for grannies in his town's geriatric Claiming he would help them overcome The loneliness created by their relatives And the thought of their lives coming to an end One day he took down a prey to his place In order to give her libidinous medicine The poor old woman almost couldn't walk But she could hide a knife in her coat He didn't know she had been told And she was on a quest to stop his lunacy So when the fella pulled out his *** The blade flew out and sliced the spear The blood spattered and soiled the walls The dude pa**ed out with his pants on the ankles And to make sure he wouldn't survive She stabbed him with a dil*o in the eye