Tonight, I suggest wearing your best dress And when we show up they're gonna be so jealous Tonight, I'm think I'm gonna make a scene of your scene Because I'm full of apologies And everybody at the party will still be up dancing And you're gonna hate me If things get any worse I would consider making all new best friends If this seems better Then girl, I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress So, we wrote this song so you know you're not invited 'Cause the party is on and you can sit at home in silence Don't even ask 'cause you're not coming in Yeah, the party is on, yeah but don't get too excited See I've got this plan to make the girls dance And a pretty good idea how to make them drop their... Tonight, I think I'm falling asleep in the backseat At the party, well, that's only me I'm dialing every single number I swear I would never dial And you can't stop me And if things get any worse I would consider making all new best friends Start a new band in a new land Where the kids know how to dance So, we wrote this song so you know you're not invited 'Cause the party is on and you can sit at home in silence Don't even ask 'cause you're not coming in Yeah, the party is on, yeah but don't get too excited We've been drinking since we started But I can't remember when And god replays the memories That we just can't forget You're in love with loving We're not right in our heads We have girlfriends in cities That we have never been Til we come back again.. Okay So, we wrote this song so you know you're not invited 'Cause the party is on and you can sit at home in silence Don't even ask 'cause you're not coming in Yeah, the party is on, yeah but don't get too excited We've been drinking since we started But I can't remember when And god replays the memories That we just can't forget You're in love with loving You're not right in our heads We have girlfriends in cities That we have never been