See those Guccis and silver Commodores See those Guccis and silver Commodores Sold my soul to the CES, they sent my cheque to the wrong address Running blind, drunk on Yarralumla wine A fruit bouquet like month-old socks Gerrymander winner at the ballot box Toast to democracy, raise your gla** They're all too pissed to notice us. Table a flagon - senate debate Canberra breeds only sour grapes Running blind, drunk on Yarralumla wine A tax dodge accountant is a businessman's best friend A tax dodge accountant is a businessman's best friend Gas bill came - I can't pay Utah made a million bucks today Running blind, drunk on Yarralumla wine King William Street's looking Wall Street could Business not booming but it's pretty good Employment forecast - deja vu Twenty percent for 1982 Chaos in the kitchen, it's a crying shame The waiter's in a stupor and the cook's insane Running blind, drunk on Yarralumla wine All the boys and girls are taking out Bankcards And contemplating Space Invaders in pizza bars My television screen's an alcoholic haze The Sullivans and reruns of Happy Days Scan the morning over stale Weetbix "Sex Change Vicar Vice Horror - Shock Pix" Murdoch and Packer, thanks for the news Read three pages and you feel half-boozed Force-fed years with a loving cup One more swig and I'll throw up Running blind, drunk on Yarralumla wine Puff a Galois, entree Pate de fois Streamline the company with a Schaeffer pen Fifty jobs lost - pissed again They're drinking on the bridge and in the swimming pools We're stoking the boiler on the ship of fools Running blind, drunk on Yarralumla wine