The awards show is a place we all know It's a place we deride where we want to go It's the awards show and the standards are low It's meaningless so, why don't we go? Cuz the entries are in, maybe we'll win Maybe we won't, but then again It's an awards show and the standards are low It's meaningless so, why don't we go We're no-go on the Pro-Lo tonight They shut the doors, and we wondered why Cuz we know for sure there's no more all ages shows No O'Cayz Corral for the young guns to go Except to the awards show, where we're all guitar heroes We'll be Sid and Nancy, you be Axl Rose Cuz the entries are in, maybe we'll win Maybe we won't, but then again Maybe we'll we remembered for eternity