Red Elvises - Stupid Drinking Song lyrics

Zooga-wooga! I used to have a house And fat-a** ugly wife I used to have amazing job And work from nine to five When I fell off the wagon I landed at the bar It's been a long, long time I can't get up so far And you may say i'm crazy WITNESSES. Crazy! And you may say i'm dumb WITNESSES. Dumb! To waste my life away hey-hey On whiskey beer and rum I drink this gla** to heroes Who always have a ball They're always here drunk with me They never fail to fall Zooga-wooga! I wonder what has happened to Mi casa on the hill My fat-a** ugly wife And to her boyfriend, Bill I found myself in drinking I'm great in being stoned The only song I'm singing now This stupid drinking song Nananananananananana