It's 3 am on Christmas morning By the fire with you the snow is pouring Christmas lights illuminate the night outside Clear a way on old route 6 Oh I've been dying dying dying just to see st. nick All these cookies and milk I can't wait forever The sound of sleigh bells I hope he got my letter Santa's across the street What did he get for me Santa forgot me He flew right on by me And I wasn't even the tiniest bit naughty Christmas is doomed All my cheer has been ruined Old St. Nick? More like dick. Man, I trusted you Now I'm nothing but a Scrooge What'd I do? I got good grades I paid my dues, looked the other way No, nothing can explain all of this painNNNNNN I ran out into the snow And screamed santa please don't go oh pleasee But he couldn't hear me He knows when I'm sleeping and knows when I'm awake So why did he pa** me when it came to christmas day Santa forgot me He flew right on by me And I wasn't even the tiniest bit naughty Christmas is doomed All my cheer has been ruined Old St. Nick? More like dick. Man, I trusted you Now I'm nothing but a Scrooge 12 whole months I waited 12 whole months I anticipated Thanks for nothing old man red I hope your reindeer all drop dead Christmas is doomed