Reckless Kelly - Wiggles & Ritalin (studio version) lyrics

Lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin Papa dont blame mama or tell her how lazy shes been Its been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it ain't no sin So lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple (X)anax bars I dont need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are I lay the blame on the clinic and man its got me this far Yeah, Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple (X)anax bars If only Dad would have spanked me instead Of dopin me up and messing with my head I might have turned out to be a regular guy But its all that I know and I gotta get high So lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little c**aine Ill chop some lines maybe one at a time till were feeling no pain Ill bite my tongue till its numb and Ill talk till I drive you insane Yeah, lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little c**aine If only Dad would have spanked me instead Of dopin me up and messing with my head I might have turned out to be a regular guy But its all that I know and I gotta get high So lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos Ive been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos I sit around on my a** smokin gra** and watchin cla**ic cartoons Yeah, lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos Yeah, Lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos