Are you oneside awright gonna turn the tide We're shippin' out for the mainland Gotta pa**ion the waves are splashin' A landlubber from the mainland Tell me are ye fit (damnright) Can ye make the trip Sea fair on sailor gonna set sail loaded to the gunwails Can't keep me from the mainland We're comin' aboard comin' aboard So all ashore that's goin' ashore All hands on the deck (aye aye) Let's see some respect It's a ticket to the mainland This ship will happen She got the best captain An old salt from the mainland Ye ever bin ta sea (yes indeed) Hangin' on the breeze Full sail to the mainland Up in the crow's nest Is where you see the sea the best Fair sailin' my fair friend