Come cowe me Minne come cowe me Come cowe me Minne come cowe me The hair o' my arse's grown intae me bum & they canna figure oot wha' te' do wi' me When Mary came over the border When Mary came over the border Her eith twas approaching the c*nt Of a hurchin' Her arse was in sic a disorder And oh what a j**ell was Mary And oh what a j**ell was Mary Her face was fine, her bosom devine & her puss was theekit with glory