Ray Davies - Headmaster lyrics

Headmaster, this is my confession This time you won't be overjoyed I have destroyed what little faith you had in me I've been such a naughty boy Headmaster I am at your mercy I've been such a little fool I've dishonored one who trusted me I have broken all the rules I've been with those naughty little girls again Now those naughty little girls are going to put me to shame I wish that I'd been born with a little more sense This time it's a serious offense I feel like an Innocent victim I feel that I just can't win Headmaster please give me one chance Please help me to act like a man I've let down the school I've broken all the rules I've let down the side I've committed a crime Headmaster, this is my confession I've been such a little fool I've dishonored one who trusted me I have broken all the rules I've been such a little fool Don't tell all my friends I bent over Don't tell them you made me cry Don't tell them I've been sacrificed Don't tell all my friends or I'll die Headmaster don't beat me I beg you I know that I've let you down Headmaster please spare me I beg you Don't make me take my trousers down