As I pa**ed by A real fine hotel A chick walked out She sure looked swell I gave her the eye And started to carry on When a Cadillac cruised up, and swish She was gone It should've been me (With that real fine chick) It should've been me (With that real fine chick) It should have been me Driving that Cadillac A little later on A theater I pa**ed I spotted another chick And did she have cla** I was all set To write her name in my book When her husband came up and gave me a Real dirty look It should've been me (With that real fine chick) It should've been me (With that real fine chick) It should've been me To have been her chaperone I walked to the corner Then saw a sharp cat With a three-hundred-dollar suit on, and a Hundred-dollar hat He was standing on the sidewalk By a DynaFlow When a voice within said "C'mon daddy, let's go" It should've been me (With that real fine chick) It should've been me (With that real fine chick) It should've been me Driving that DynaFlow I ate a bowl of chili And I felt okay At least until I pa**ed This fine cafe I saw a guy eatin' A great big steak While a waitress stood by feedin' him Ice cream and cake It should've been me (With that real fine chick) It should've been me (With that real fine chick) It should've been me Eatin' ice, cream and cake It should've been me (Gettin' my natural kicks) It should've been me (Gettin' my natural kicks) It should have been me Lovin' those crazy chicks