Ma, she's making eyes at me Ma, she looks so good to me Ma, she's almost breaking my heart I'm beside her, please let her conscience guide her Ma, she wants to marry me Be my honey bee Every minute she gets bolder Now she's leaning on my shoulder Ma, the girl's kissing me Ma, she don't look good to me Ma, her waist is 53 Ma, she's almost ruined my car When we go out the tires all begin to blow out Ma, she wants to marry me You know that could never be Suppose a baby should come later It's got to look like an alligator Ma, won't don't you rescue me, hey Ma, I found out she's got dough Ma, the girl owns the B&O She just bought eight city blocks In New York City You know, all at once the girl looks pretty Ma, if I would say "I do" She would promise to Make my future very pleasant Fort Knox would be my wedding present Ma, she looks good to me Buy me the seven seas to swim in Replace the fish with gorgeous women Ma, she looks good to me Ma, she looks good to me