Feudin' and fussin' and a-fightin,' Sometimes it gets to be excitin', now Don't like them ornery neighbors down by the creek We'll be plumb out of neighbors next week Grandma, poor ol' grandma Tell me, why'd they have to shoot poor grandma She lies in the clover You see, someone caught her bending over Pickin' up a daisy! Feduin' and fussin' and a-fightin' There is a wrong that needs a rightin' Let's get that funeral service over So then we can start in a-feudin' again Daughter, baby daughter Poisened all the neighbors chickens Daughter hadn't oughter Least 'till she could run like the dickens They hit her with a shovel Feudin' and fightin' and a-fussin' No use a-standin' here a-cussin', now Let's give our daughter a pistol now that she's four And go feudin' and fightin' some more