Rat Boy - Fake ID lyrics

[Verse 1] I tried getting past the bouncer, but I couldn't get through He said 'Hold it there mate, well this isn't you' 'It's not a fake ID, it's just not mine' 'Well, I'm taking this off you son - identity theft, that's a crime' So I'm standing on the street, got no one else to meet I'm bored and I'm alone so I start to walk home Regrettable decision and slightly blurred vision Turned down this alley and this young man grabbed me [Hook](x2) He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny What's this, are you taking the piss? Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this sh** Come here, b**h" [Verse 2] I start to reflect and think, my heart does sink My eyes too swollen to blink, I need another drink That now I can't afford Because they just ran away with last week's pay Today it weren't a good day, barking from the dogs Now I'm thinking I just got robbed How unfair, I don't care, it's a rare situation This nation owes me a bit of compensation [Hook](x2) [Verse 3] Living out of JD bags, smoking broken f*gs Badman slags, first time shags, tags on the wall Tryna act cool, remember when I got kicked out of the cla**room at school Hated GCSEs, was sh** at PE Us against them, just you and me Now they've got pig fat injected to their six pack What's up with that? They look a right twat [Hook](x2)