Ras Ka** - iSpit lyrics

[Intro: Ras and iPhone Siri] RK: Siri, this Rasy whats up baby? Siri: I'm fine, thanks for asking RK: fasho, what u wearing right now b**h? Siri: Aluminosilicate Gla** and stainless steel. nice, huh? RK: Hell yeah, that sh** s**y as f** but look, I just murdered another MC and I need to dump the body Siri: What kind of place are you looking for; metal foundry, dump, resevoir, mines or a swamp? RK: Naw, I think I'll just bury this n***a in Bud'da's beat...haha, u ready b**h? Siri: You're such an a**hole why do you care, aren't you? [RasKa** Verse 1] Serious sh**, really I spit Go 'head ask her any question my n** Siri my b**h I hit harder than the Man with Iron Fist Rza's my ventriloquist ya'll n***as is Eddie Murphy delirious Funny in your red leather, I'm Dexter, I'm Deadpool 12 years ago some dirty fool asked me to go to med school sponsored links Dr Moreau's thesis, I'm dope at what I wrote So consider me your Savior I'm the lyrics last hope IPod iPhone Iraq & I roll I'm like Hiphop's Barack when he dropping a drone Got unmanned robots that be squashing your home So f** Travelocity, I will knock off the Gnome I'm old as the land; 4.5 billion terabytes of RAM CatScan original man! Your digital bro, this my Hackentosh flow The new hot rhyme scheme rap like a 9 year old?! Everybody popping molly, I pop the cork off a dork Put 4 holes through a n***a like I stabbed you with a fork Thermospheric lines terrestrials never top them Barmageddon, Blood Diamonds and thats your f**ing problem For my encore I'mma go out styling Blow the f** up like Daffy Duck on some foul sh** Ya'll cowards should have just threw the towel in Cause now instead of planking you n***as is Pacquiao-ing [Hook] Serious sh** really I spit X 4 Eve bit the apple thats Original Sin Steve Jobs created Apple ya'll just digital men This www.igetdown Respect I Crown or sleep in the iCloud [Verse 2] Rappers signal Mayday 2013 is pay day Keisha Upton and Michael Nuemann having they heyday Me, I'm just a BeBe, Good Times minus the J.J. The AK smash the homey, not for the love of RayJ Yeah this that ma** extermination Scientific cla**ification of Rasa**ination The Phylum: Chordata, we the Order of the primate Hominid the Family, forcing my Tribe to mutate h*mo no longer Genus.. Digio-sapien extremist evoultion, new species..I'm the RapGenius Siri: (f**ing Perfect now playing) I mean these h*mos jeans spandex (f**boy) Now I see rappers wearing Man-dress (bodyboy) Some even flaunting off they man breasts Siri: (you're so stupid right now) Whats next? dil*o up they a** rap cotex So I dont care how many b**hes you slay cuz if they f** you, they must be gay. Stat! [Hook] Serious sh** really I spit X 4 Eve bit the apple thats Original Sin Steve Jobs created Apple ya'll just digital men This www.igetdown Respect I Crown or sleep in the iCloud [Verse 3] We turn wives into widows, nuns into nymphos Multiply bread I got that Jesus with the fish flow Turn water into wine, lemonade to Tequila Its Fila fever make Justin Beiber a true believer And Bud'da checked his Roly and told me "its Bout Time" If honest grind dont feed me then its bout to be a crime They lie and say we slaves in America & they brung us But b**h I can read...they came before Columbus No Mayan Apocalypse, I die like Osiris and rise out a sarcophagus No stopping us the HipHop in us! Wonder why Siruis satellite ain't rocking us Rasy should be more popular to the populace They hate me mostly cuz I'm smarter plus my skin chocolate Illuminati tentacles wanna drown me like an octopus Documents. concocting plots like Osama with "J's" on My Afghan virgin, her name "Neva-been-Laid-On" Homey nobody do it better Leave on a bad note like dyslexic suicide letter [Outro: Ras and iPhone Siri] RK: thats it! Siri,come get me baby. You know you hotter than Cubana Lust right? Siri: I'd blush if I could RK: well I gotta keep it 100.You getting old baby, you're a 4S.I'm cheating on you with your little sister, Siri 5 Siri: I'll pretend I didn't hear that RK: come on man, you dont cook! you dont clean! Your head game is garbage right now b**h Siri: No need for profanity RK: Shut the f** up b**h Siri: but you're really getting on my f**ing nerve, I dont understand... RK: f** it! You want a n***a to stay? this is what you do:You can go up to your job, you work for Apple anyway- I need all the new Mac apps, and I want you to steal me every song on iTunes, hurry up! Siri: Act nice, now! RK: Can I get Steve Jobs credit card?? Siri: this might answer your question (phone hangs up/dial tone)