*cheech and chong skit* (RapGodPatRon) Wake up in the morning And get high as f** I got a couple pre rolled Ima light it up Ima hit the bong And play my favorite song And only top notch b**hes come and ride with us So hold it down if i let you in my section Feel a mystical vibe To be all up round my presence Might pull out a 45' If i hit it to elleven Swimmin in a pool of liquor while im listening to kendrick Gotta let you know Patron That n***a yeah Dont forget yeah! Catch me in yah city yeah! Where the b**hes at? Smoke a whole zip of that Then i get it back Bucket hat with the sperrys on Young fisherman Drumline pink floyd n***a got bands Please dont waste my time hoe A n***a got plans Man these n***a know i spit bars on the mic Rap god pat ron n***a got xans Got damn Heard they looking for a n***a like waldo I was smoking blunts playing grand theft auto When these pretty b**hess wanna kick it like Ronaldo If you ain't with the sh**s Baby girl What yah call for ? I swear i think she only diggin Cause she saw gold Told that b**h i pull the strings like guitar shows Grinding with this music can a young n***a ball tho ? (EA$E) First I f** em then i duck em Thats the motto I was sippin gold coronas With my vatos Lucky with these b**hes like i just hit the lotto I just want some marijuanna can you let the pot grow Im so Pablo, picca**o And you so Ronald mcdonald Living for today Like theres no tomorrow I woke up in the morning I was high as f** A flip phone camera Thats so clutch Flip flop sandles Speeding in a rush Wake in bake intake Got my mind so stuck Too clutch When im pushing in the clutch Stick shift riding dirty in rush Im that 2 phone sensai Prolly watching hentai Gotta get my rent paid What you say Got me going insane If i go missing I know you gone miss me I never act fake Cause that sh** dont fit me f** a fasade Four door garage I need a ma**age I need a medusa to look in my eyes Freeze on contact Really tho im all that Shout out to the 90's And can i get a call back ? Can i get enough . ima diamond in the rough When we f** and she fiending for the touch Ima victim of the lust Finna blush in the brush Blowing steam in the back of the bust Yeah im working for a million Tell the teacher said they children Ima make it cause Im willing Cause i told you what Im dealing Maka-million Maxamillion on my credit card p**y gotten wet got me drowning in the reservoir sliding like debit card Ima start a war with them suicide doors But i really can't afford what Im looking for So i tell em live free White boy awesome Pa**ing that b**h like i was steve austin Gold on my neck yeah yunno that Im flossin Looking at the struggle, can't wait til im balling, balling like Jordan a fresh pair of jordans Aristocrat and i'll get the dap and ill hit the blunt cuz im good at that And my mind get free i won't take it back, i won't take it back Well ease let me take it back and since the beat won't give me p**y im rape the track And every verse i spit i bet i state the facts Pat ron sh** rolling weed posted in the back I just need a couple ice cubes and cup wit some drink and a bag of the gas And can i get a blunt, split a cut of few of my n***as and b**h wit some mah