Randy - Punk Rock High lyrics

I went to punk rock high and the school of rock. I got an electric guitar to compensate my small co*k. I got a high squeaky voice like a mouse in a can. That's the way that I am. I wore baggy clothes I was overweight. Now I'm a blue fox punk because I watched what I ate. Now I wear bondage pants just because I can. That's the wau that I am. I was a popular guy at punk rock high. At the school of rock I was cooler than the jocks. The regular cla**es was nothing for me but at gas stations across Europe I got a degree. The boys and me got some history. We're a mystery. We're still getting it on, writing our songs. And we still do everything that we can sticking it to the man. Fred once said -man we must be misled. There must be something better than a van as a bed. I said we got to do all that we can sticking it to the man. I went to punk rock high and the school of rock. And just like Bill Haley I rock around the clock. I don't need a gla**, I drink straight from the can. That's the way that I am. I was a popular guy at punk rock high. At the school of rock I was cooler than the jocks. At rock n roll university I got a doctors degree and a PhD.