Randy Rogers Band - Blow Up Plastic Girl lyrics

(Hidden Track) Well I knew I had to have her so I sent off in the mail I saw her picture in that magazine And when the postman brought her, I thrilled as I blew up The prettiest plastic girl you'd ever seen I called the new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my mind Figured that I'd keep her around Her plug kept her inflated and when I had it in But when I pulled it out she'd go down Chorus: She's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl, nothin's missin' Yeah she never had a headache, she ain't got bad breath when we're kissin' Yeah she's there when you need her, she's more than just a friend And her skin is as smooth as a pearl She's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl Well I didn't tell nobody except my best friend Earl You can't trust just anyone you see When I'd come home late at night all tired from makin' pizzas Wendy, she'd be waitin' there for me One night I came home anxious with Wendy on my mind And it broke my heart in two when I walked in And I found the one I'd always thought would always be just mine Layin' there with Earl my best friend Chorus I never dreamed that Wendy would be the cheatin' kind I never figured Earl would let me down But you don't know what can happen in these modern mixed up times Cause there's a lot of wierdos runnin' round