Randy Guss - Corporal Brown lyrics

Corporal brown was tall, boy! And likes to go and fish Corporals wife was quite fat And was a raving b**h And Im a bit drunk as I watch They are yelling loud, he throws a punch Oh lord, what am I gonna do? Corporal brown was quite scared When he looked down at her Corporals wife was quite dead So he carried her and took her outside Dug a grave and placed her inside I was amazed Oh lord, what am I gonna do?