Rancid - I Want To Conquer The World lyrics

Hey brother Christian with your high and mighty errand Your actions speak so loud I can't hear a word your saying Hey sister bleeding heart with all of your compa**ion Your labors soothe the hurt but can't a**uage temptation Hey man of science with your perfect rules of measure Can you improve the place with the data that you gather? Hey mother mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever? Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure? And I want to conquer the world Give all the idiots a brand new religion Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness, and toil Promote equality in all of my decisions With a quick wink of an eye and a "God, you must be joking" Hey mister diplomat with your worldly aspirations Did you see your children cry when you left them at the station? Hey moral soldier, you've got righteous proclamations And precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrations And I want to conquer the world Give all the idiots a brand new religion Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness, and toil Promote equality in all of my decisions With a quick wink of an eye and a "God, you must be joking" Is there a man that can conquer that which can't be tamed? And if that mad could speak would the words evoked be sane? Ask me the reasons for misery and shame I'll give your reasons for the wind and rain And I want to conquer the world Give all the idiots a brand new religion Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness, and toil Promote equality in all of my decisions With a quick wink of an eye and a "God, you must be joking" I want to conquer the world Expose the culprits and feed them to the children I'll do away with air pollution and then I'll save the whales We'll have peace on earth and global communion I want to conquer the world I want to conquer the world I want to conquer the world I want to conquer the world