Well, God made women, made them mighty funny Kisses on the lips just sweet as any honey You salty dog, yeah, you salty dog Well you heard it, baby, let me be your salty dog Well, just as so as the water runs in the sea Some of these women gonna go crazy 'bout me 'Cause you're salty dog, yeah, you salty dog Well, you heard it, baby, let me be your salty dog Well, there's not but one thing, worries my mind All these pretty womens, ain't nary one mine You salty dog, yeah, salty dog Well, you heard it, baby, let me be your salty dog Well I'm goin' up Grace, comin' down on Main Lookin' for that little girl that can't call his name You salty dog, yes, salty dog Well, you heard it, baby, let me be your salty dog Spoken: Yeah, yeah, salty dog Well you heard it, baby, let me be your salty dog Well, let me tell you somethin' I don't mean no harm That girl's got somethin', it's much of a charm Let me salt your dog, yeah, you salty dog Well, you heard it, baby, let me be your salty dog Well, sometime I wonder, why it's gonna be right Sometime I lay down, I can't sleep at night 'Cause you're salty dog, yes, salty dog Well, you heard it, baby, let me be your salty dog Well, there ain't one thing that worries my mind All these gals, I say there's nar' one mine You salty dog, yes, salty dog Honey babe, let me be your salty dog