(Verse 1) Why hello there, I see you're in a band Stop don't speak let me tell you what's the score I like the sound of my voice more Haven't seen you around much – you must be from out of town Don't tell me what you play, what's your vibe what's your groove or your growing tribe What's your gear? What free stuff are you getting? Who's the big daddy that's got you peddling? Nobody? Wow, now that's a real scare Like dropping my new $5000 snare It's a signature series piece, I keep it just like new I've got to, got to, got to (Chorus) 'Cause I, I'm endorsed, are you? Oh, I, I'm endorsed, are you? Yo, I, I'm endorsed, are you? (Verse 2) I've got no big idea but I've got a lot to say My band's on hiatus right now, we've taken a bow The pressure was too much, you know It was getting really crazy, so All that chilling with a six-pack of beer Can be really hard, let me make that clear Now we sit around b**hing, what rocks and what s**s Got those brand-new speaker cabs in our big pick-up trucks You got a free guitar? Woah, that's really cool Let me show you my collection, it'll make you drool I get them all ‘road-worn', they're so much better that way (Chorus) 'Cause I, I'm endorsed, I don't have to play! Yes I, I'm endorsed, I don't have to play Oh I, I'm endorsed, are you? (Outro) I'm endorsed, are you? I'm endorsed, are you? Oh, I'm endorsed are you? Yes I'm endorsed are you?