D Addorio Sergio Tacchini Lottos Le Coq Sportif And f**ing tie beanies New Balance and Troops A challenge in hoops A game of twenty-one My name has many won But if your dogs was busted Then the girl's disgusted And if they was disgusted Then your game was rusted And your name encrusted Just a lame-a** bussed kid With no girl to french And that's an immense diss Went to the store to buy some kicks ‘Cuz mine was rented From the homie next door Dreaming of scamming With this fine-a** girl With some shell-toe Adidas That was white as a pearl Allowance bank account was immature I didn't have the dollars So I hung my head and had to go To the Payless next door Bought some cheap imitations With four stripes instead of three Back to the Foot Locker for the fat laces And then home to watch TV They looked okay to me I strung the fat laces real flat and nicely But no one seemed to like me I went to Venice Beach And some kid tried to fight me I told him I knew tai chi But he didn't want to hear it Spit a loogie in my face Which was f**ing with my spirit Uprock to a shuffle to a windmill to headspin Then up to a horse stance And I kicked him in the intestine He fell to the ground Holding all up on his colon Then I took his Pumas So he would figure I had stole ‘em Justice was served Plus this little herb wore size five-and-a-half I had to laugh Before I went to buy some Red Hots You know the candy Replaced the Trax with the Pumas on my feet And put the imitations In a garbage can That was handy Then I went to the pizza stand To buy myself some pizza Eat a lot of candy Like everyday was Easter Heard that kid went on to jackin' kids for their Jordans With a screwdriver as his tool of choice Got locked up Tried to take his life By drinkin' poison and completely lost his voice Moved to NY Jackin' messengers for bicycles Eventually stabbed some poor kid with one pant leg pulled up In the face with an icicle And that ended his career Now he's getting' jacked on the daily for his manhood by a buff a** queer That's enough a** here ‘Cuz the answers are many Feelin' lucky as f** Like I'm pickin' up pennies And when it comes to shoes If I didn't have any I'd walk around barefoot Always lookin' in the mirror Like I just got a haircut