Gordon He did naughty things to innocent women He crept up from behind and they didn't hear him coming In the middle of the night, oh in the middle of the night His life was a mess, his wife he deceived her Mum considered chopping beasty's head off with a cleaver But she didn't think it right, no she knew it wasn't right Chorus He's the beast, he's the beast, he's the beast He's the beast of Barnsley (What a naughty boy) He's the beast, he's the beast, he's the beast He's the beast of Barnsley Let's tell the world about the evil surrounding Condemn him out of hand, he's not fit to go on living He's a creature of the night (Na na na na na) He's a creature all right (Na na na na na) It's in your own good that we bring to your attention The ways of this man and campaign for his detention And the sales all right (Na na na na na) Yes our sales are all right (Na na na na na) Repeat Chorus M8 Beast of Barnsley……………..ah!! x 2 Chorus x 2 He's the beast, he's the beast, he's the beast He's the beast of Barnsley What a beast, oh what a beasty, he's the beast He's the beast of Barnsley ½ Chorus and fade He's the beast, he's the beast, he's the beast He's the beast of Barnsley